Rectal Thermometers

by admin on May 24, 2010


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JubalCalif May 24, 2010 at 1:38 am

I don’t want to get ANAL about this, but I ASSume this is cutting edge technology. No BUTTS about it. Sadly, it doesn’t answer the question of the age: are there really rings around Uranus? An appropriate musical score for this clip would have been “The Whoopee Cushion Serenade” by Freddie Flatulence & his Five Hot Toots. It’s a GAS, man! In the words of the immortal Bard: “Hey dude…who cut da cheese???”

GSXingMonkey May 24, 2010 at 1:41 am

Or the Smell. ; – )

vincentmejia May 24, 2010 at 1:47 am

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

DrLove0378 May 24, 2010 at 2:46 am

That was pretty funny. ;)

Speaking of thermometers… when I was at the pharmacy the other day, I saw a Spongebob Squarepants thermometer… “for oral, rectal, or underarm use,” it said on the packaging.

Wait a second — I’ve seen a lot of Spongebob merchandise, but one that’s meant to be stuck up an ass? That’s just plain wrong… :P

deluxeinsomnos May 24, 2010 at 2:58 am

good one. do you know a seamus?

skirtchaser62 May 24, 2010 at 3:56 am

Cute joke and very charmingly told.

Shaunbadiasback May 24, 2010 at 4:02 am

Heh heh, Good one!

barvil May 24, 2010 at 4:18 am

omfg lol… thats so funny!

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